20 Hilarious Signs You May Be Addicted to Medium

All in Good Fun for Voracious Readers, Lifelong Learners, and Bloggers

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Have you ever unconsciously tried highlighting text you like in articles you read online? I have! It inspired this list of signs you may be addicted to Medium. The list is meant to be a fun way to celebrate the quirks of being a devoted reader, lifelong learner, and contributor on our favorite blogging platform!

Are you addicted to Medium?

1. You try highlighting a quote, sentence, or paragraph on stories you like everywhere online.
2. You repeatedly click the heart or thumbs up on social media sites because the story or comment deserves 50 claps!
3. It has crossed your mind to get an ellipsis tattoo.
4. You’ve considered naming your pet ‘Ev’ after Medium’s founder Ev Williams.
5. Your idea of small talk is asking people about their favorite blog topics and favorite writers on Medium.
6. Your friends no longer ask how you are doing. They know about your obsession and instead ask, ‘Read any good Medium articles lately?’
7. You cannot start your day until you open the personalized Medium Daily Digest email and read a few stories.